Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Kate Upton is my hero. She’s a curvaceous supermodel and I love it. They’re always giving her such a hard time about her curves and I basically think she’s inspiring and very beautiful. We’re treating you to Kate posing in two different white bikinis. That’s a double dose of Kate Upton posing in beautiful bikinis that are probably flying off of the shelves now that she’s wearing them. Keep up the great work Kate and looking forward to seeing you in another movie soon, I hope!

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 9th, 2012

Back by crazy popular demand and because we received so much feedback from her pictures posted on Wednesday are more pictures of the very lovely 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton! This time Kate is sporting curves in a black and a pink bikini. Again, my head is going back and forth and I dare not pick a favorite because I’m loving them both! Her bikini fashion is flawless and not only because she looks great in a bikini but because you can’t stop looking at her unless you tear your eyes away. Now that’s a true bikini model. Go Kate!!
So..dudes and dudettes, I suppose Jenny Bikini is sipping champagne on her cruise with her fiance and I’m happy for her. No worries, yes, I’m single and I think it’s better this way. I get into far much trouble whenever I have a girlfriend. So me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to hang out this weekend to show Pauly what Florida girls have to offer. We’re really stressing our motto to him to NOT bring home any strays. No exceptions!! Ok, have a great weekend and get ready for a spunky Jenny Bikini on Monday!! PEACE!!

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We added a new buddy and we call him Pauly Meathead. Pauly is Vinnie’s cousin who just moved to Florida from Brooklyn, NY. He’s fun and he’s promised to introduce us to his sister’s girlfriends who from the looks of his sister, must be hot! I have an update for you guys and sad to say that I broke up with Dr. Bikini. She was too clingy. Always texting and calling me. I roam better with my buddies. Yeah, I’m a heart breaker and they should know to stay away from me. So….anyways…
Starting out right because The Lance Man loves his fans are smoking hot pictures of 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton. We’re lucky enough to see her model two different swimsuits and I can’t stop staring. My head is going back and from from the white bikini to the black bikini. I can’t make up my mind. Can you? Kate is looking extra hot in these pictures and BOO to those who are saying that she needs to lose weight. She’s just fine. I like curves. Kate stay like you are. Don’t listen to those who want to make you a Stepford Model Clone! Isn’t she hot?

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